LOVELY LULA..

Hi.

How bloody cute is this?! This is now the new store for Lula, probably the most beautiful magazine like ever. It's a pop up store in Harvey Nichols fourth floor, inside the most amazing thing ever they stock Rodarte, Miu Miu, Erdem, Charles Anastase, Liz Goldwyn, Sonia Rykiel Mulberry and Tabitha Simmons - preeeettaaaay sweet huh?! It is now my desktop photo on my mac and it's a crime if it isn't yours too.

Loveee xx

O YOU ARE JUST TOO CUTE.

Good day little bloggers. SO if I was a billionaire..well this would DEFFO be on my top 100 things to buy first...along with Comme des Garcons brogues and Brad Pitt...

Now my fave is the love heart bicycle of course but the other one is like totally cute too. Hmm...if I was the proud owner I'd wear.. a straw hat...a sundress and attach a basket to the front. Yes, I am a massive gay. But you allllllllll know you'll be saving this photo to your desktop.

Love xxx

BORE OFF.

The people on my current piss-off-and-die list are as follows:

Louis Dickhead Walsh - Not alot to say about this penis other than, said BB Nikki style "Who is he? Who IS he?"

Fliss Walton -  Aka the idiot who sings ''ISA ISA baby'' to the Vanilla Ice tune on the hideous Halifax advert. Believe it or not she has her own fanpage, with 334 fans.
I don't know what's worse, her creating her own fan page or the fact that there are actually 334 people that like her.

Alesha Dixon - You were once in Misteeq, now you've gone up in the world as a judge on Strictly.. Why are you still alive? Get off my telehh.

Half the contestants on X Factor - Unless you're Harry Styles, Matt Cardle or Rebecca Ferguson I don't want to know.

Harry, 'The only way is Essex' - You have, quite possibly THEEEEE most annoying voice there EVER was. 
''Oh my god hunni, you should so be a model, yeaah b'yuuutiful hunni, shuut uppp''
How about YOU shut up and eat a burger.

Jessica x

WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS.

It's alllllllllll about the teeny tiiiny weeeeeny little denim shorts, the higher waisted and lighter denim the mother funkin' better....

Jessica x

LOOKING PRETTY UNFRESH FOR A FRESHER.

I'm currently sat here typing with a hangover. Now, I don't mind hangovers if it was a ridonkulously good night beforehand. However...I think all the nights, days, weekends and bank holidays of going out to town from the age of 14, yes 14, has now taken it's toll, because I struggle to have a reeeeeallly BRILL night anymore unless it's W.A.Y.F or something of that type of music genre (but I'll explain exactly what this night is, no it is not just a night consisting of Justice being played on repeat)...so when I bought two Freshers tickets out of the 5 nights, I thought I had picked the best nights veeeeery well.
This I did not do. It seems I should have prooobably (definitely) saved my money, saved my sanity, saved my eyes from turning into giant ugly handbags and stayed in and done my fashion project which is definitely mounting up.

That is all about Freshers. Now, W.A.Y.F is a wicked little night roughly every 2-3 weeks, (apart from the summer due to students not being there) it is held in the Sweet's hometown Bournemouth in the Old Firestation, and was started in March 2007. The event holds bigtime DJ's/acts/bands etc. with multiple music genres; house, dubstep, dirty electro, a biiit of techno and some indie bands to mix it up a bit.

There's the mainroom which holds the headliners of the night, previous headliners have been Jakwob, Foamo, Jaymo & Andy George, Crack Your Skull, then the upstairs is for local DJ's etc,and mostly plays dirty dubstep with neon painted students flailing around. The guys behind it all are preeeetty genius huh?! Bournemouth uni students Stephen Guy (DJ name Ste-V-Something), Tim Brandwood and Stuart Farwell started W.A.Y.F and it's by far the best night to go to down here, I haven't missed one yet in 2 years I've been going.

O gaaaaawd how moosh money is it going to be I hear you think. That's what else is great about this, it's not all about the dollar bills for these guys, it's about giving everyone a shit load of good music and that is what you get. Ticket prices are based on the night, say for example the next W.A.Y.F coming up is this Saturday 6th November has headliners Jaymo & Andy George, Jakwob and DJ Fresh so earlybird tickets are 10 squids..then £12 thereafter. They usually hold 200 wristbands on the door but you have to fight with people to get them so I wouldn't recommend that from personal experience.

Check it out it's a really really really really cool night.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/We-Are-Your-Friends/160750923940855?v=wall

Xx