SOZ.

I know, I know, it's been too long I am tres sorry, the Sweet sisters have been stuffing our faces with..well everything really..lindt chocolate, m&s turkey, sweet potato mash (I actually made that too..it was fiiiiiine) so basically we're now little chubs and it's unfortunately back to reality.

So for NYE I am attending the Together party at Brixton O2 academy with Annie Mac, Fake Blood, Hervé, Katy Bizzle, Mark Ronson etc etc and Jessica is going to Warehouse Project New Years day, we're deffo going to have the worst hangovers probs ever.

Anyway I will shhht and share a snap.

Xox

(This is what I look like after christmas...)

Magiiiical

Just finished watching Mr Magoriums Wonder Emporium, and its just reminded me how much i wish Magic existed.. Why can't i have magical powers? And attend Hogwarts? And drink butterbeer in the Three Broomsticks..? Even if he is constantly fighting the threat of death and overturning Big Voldy, i would swap places with old Hazza Potter annnnnny day.

A nice little quote from Mr Magorium though...
''Your life is an occasion. Rise to it'' Good huh?

ON THE 14TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS...

This cute robin said to me..

Go down to Lula for a cupcake and a nice cup of tea...

(You're supposed to kind of sing it..bit crammed in but hey it's christmas)

And then here's just a cool ass photo of Chloe Sevigny..because she is cool.

Happy happy christmas pretties.x

KISSMASS

It's not Christmukkah unless you're wearing one o' these. The more garish and unattractive the better...

TAKE ME TO THE SEVENTIES.

Hello peoples who are just casually reading the best blog ever. So I'm currently doing research for my menswear project at uni...and thought well..1970's is totally my fave era with all the punk an' all, and was researching the Rolling Stones looking for some totally fitass photos and came across this one. And I preeettty much love it.

It is my fave photo of the week. Enjoy xxx

PAPA CLAUS

Dear Father Christmas...

Firstly i would like, a years worth of b.e.a.uuutiful designer shoes...

Jessica x

LOVELY LULA..

Hi.

How bloody cute is this?! This is now the new store for Lula, probably the most beautiful magazine like ever. It's a pop up store in Harvey Nichols fourth floor, inside the most amazing thing ever they stock Rodarte, Miu Miu, Erdem, Charles Anastase, Liz Goldwyn, Sonia Rykiel Mulberry and Tabitha Simmons - preeeettaaaay sweet huh?! It is now my desktop photo on my mac and it's a crime if it isn't yours too.

Loveee xx

O YOU ARE JUST TOO CUTE.

Good day little bloggers. SO if I was a billionaire..well this would DEFFO be on my top 100 things to buy first...along with Comme des Garcons brogues and Brad Pitt...

Now my fave is the love heart bicycle of course but the other one is like totally cute too. Hmm...if I was the proud owner I'd wear.. a straw hat...a sundress and attach a basket to the front. Yes, I am a massive gay. But you allllllllll know you'll be saving this photo to your desktop.

Love xxx

BORE OFF.

The people on my current piss-off-and-die list are as follows:

Louis Dickhead Walsh - Not alot to say about this penis other than, said BB Nikki style "Who is he? Who IS he?"

Fliss Walton -  Aka the idiot who sings ''ISA ISA baby'' to the Vanilla Ice tune on the hideous Halifax advert. Believe it or not she has her own fanpage, with 334 fans.
I don't know what's worse, her creating her own fan page or the fact that there are actually 334 people that like her.

Alesha Dixon - You were once in Misteeq, now you've gone up in the world as a judge on Strictly.. Why are you still alive? Get off my telehh.

Half the contestants on X Factor - Unless you're Harry Styles, Matt Cardle or Rebecca Ferguson I don't want to know.

Harry, 'The only way is Essex' - You have, quite possibly THEEEEE most annoying voice there EVER was. 
''Oh my god hunni, you should so be a model, yeaah b'yuuutiful hunni, shuut uppp''
How about YOU shut up and eat a burger.

Jessica x

WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS.

It's alllllllllll about the teeny tiiiny weeeeeny little denim shorts, the higher waisted and lighter denim the mother funkin' better....

Jessica x

LOOKING PRETTY UNFRESH FOR A FRESHER.

I'm currently sat here typing with a hangover. Now, I don't mind hangovers if it was a ridonkulously good night beforehand. However...I think all the nights, days, weekends and bank holidays of going out to town from the age of 14, yes 14, has now taken it's toll, because I struggle to have a reeeeeallly BRILL night anymore unless it's W.A.Y.F or something of that type of music genre (but I'll explain exactly what this night is, no it is not just a night consisting of Justice being played on repeat)...so when I bought two Freshers tickets out of the 5 nights, I thought I had picked the best nights veeeeery well.
This I did not do. It seems I should have prooobably (definitely) saved my money, saved my sanity, saved my eyes from turning into giant ugly handbags and stayed in and done my fashion project which is definitely mounting up.

That is all about Freshers. Now, W.A.Y.F is a wicked little night roughly every 2-3 weeks, (apart from the summer due to students not being there) it is held in the Sweet's hometown Bournemouth in the Old Firestation, and was started in March 2007. The event holds bigtime DJ's/acts/bands etc. with multiple music genres; house, dubstep, dirty electro, a biiit of techno and some indie bands to mix it up a bit.

There's the mainroom which holds the headliners of the night, previous headliners have been Jakwob, Foamo, Jaymo & Andy George, Crack Your Skull, then the upstairs is for local DJ's etc,and mostly plays dirty dubstep with neon painted students flailing around. The guys behind it all are preeeetty genius huh?! Bournemouth uni students Stephen Guy (DJ name Ste-V-Something), Tim Brandwood and Stuart Farwell started W.A.Y.F and it's by far the best night to go to down here, I haven't missed one yet in 2 years I've been going.

O gaaaaawd how moosh money is it going to be I hear you think. That's what else is great about this, it's not all about the dollar bills for these guys, it's about giving everyone a shit load of good music and that is what you get. Ticket prices are based on the night, say for example the next W.A.Y.F coming up is this Saturday 6th November has headliners Jaymo & Andy George, Jakwob and DJ Fresh so earlybird tickets are 10 squids..then £12 thereafter. They usually hold 200 wristbands on the door but you have to fight with people to get them so I wouldn't recommend that from personal experience.

Check it out it's a really really really really cool night.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/We-Are-Your-Friends/160750923940855?v=wall

Xx

SAAAAWEEEEEEEEEEEEET.

WORD...

So we took a cheeky trip down to 'The East End Thrift Store' this week... Boy oh boy t'is vintage heaven. Dresses and blouses for under a tenner?! Briiilliaaaaant.

Where is this place I hear you say??
You can find it just off Assembly Passage in Whitechapel, E1 4UT and if you've not already been down there i suggest you do pronto... before mini Sweet's and I completely raid the place.

http://www.theeastendthriftstore.com/

Sweet.

Jessica x

TOTALLY NEED THE TINTERNET.

So I've officially moved up to my new humble abode in Londres...however one BIIIIG problem...tinternet deffo isn't up and running yet..

Brilliant. there's only so much an iphone can do before your eyes start to hurt from straining. So back to B'town for a few days to see the fam etc and like totally add a new post.

Here's a really super duper cool ass photo for the whole world to see... Au revoir petit filous' x

OO PERFECT AIRPORT ATTIRE...

So I totally love and want this bag alot.

I also lav Jessica Kagan Cushmans little teeny weeny tote bags... Okay so they're pretty old now...but I still vvvaaant it.

Chow for now. x

I HEART THE INBETWEENERS

As well as countless episodes of Friends, Mock The Week and Pineapple Dance Studios.. I could watch these guys allllllllllll daaay.

Jessica x

SHOE O'CLOCK

If you haven't already noticed.. Jessica likes shoes <3

Here's yet another pair on my (already huge) wish list...

OO BOY I LOVE YOU SO..

So...I don't want to sound like a big fat gay fan of this..inexplicable human being BUUUUUUUUUT...Ash Stymest is another one on my 'freebie' list (something from Friends for all you non-Frienders out there, who F.Y.I must be mental), Ash is deffo 'up' high...

That's it for now..

Au Revoir x

B for Bestival..

50,000 people....a good few DJ's, bands and artists....thrown in with fantasy themed costumes = a 5 day hangover.

My favourite part of the longest weekend ever? Meeting Darwin Deez and the band... That was pretty fun.

Worst part of the weekend? Weeeeellllllll...carrying my 772300 tonne bag up the hill at 9am on the Monday morning. WELL worth it.

OH GAAAAWWDD.

Whilst Net-a-porter is at my fingertips and these designers keep teasing me with their B-E-A-UUUtiful foot wear designs, my shoe addiction is never going to cease..

fjslfslfslkfsf;gs;fn;sgn;sfngvs;dfnvlskflaekfeaf;efn;senflkanf;fmae;fnn;


Jessica x

THIS IS ENGLAND

Good old blighty.

WE LIIIIIKE

Ashish for Topshop's Autumn collection is cool as hell, again. Especially these few pieces..

Baggsy the 'Parlez vous anglais' tee...

BAG OR FOOD? BAG ORRRR FOOOOD....

This bag is delicious. I'm pretty sure i need one... although one of these beauties would set me back over 1500 bucks.. Goddaaaamn you Mulberry! What was it Carrie Bradder's once said..
''When I first moved to New York I bought Vogue, I just felt it fed me more''.

... I think she was onto something there.. <3

Jessica x

BACK TO BLACK

I saw this and, well... liked it.

TRUUUUUUUUUUULY DELIGHTFUL...

O GAD.... Not only is this Jessica's faaaave dress like ever (spent forever hunting it down on Ebayizzle), but it's only our favouritestest (yep, that's a word) person EVER wearing it...

AN OLD ONE...

Just a wee snappy from some sawaheeet photos our petit soeur did... Yes..she made me get in the bath for it..anything for a cool snap huuhh?!

COME AWAY WITH ME...IN THE NIGHT

So...preparing to pack up and move to London is trés bon even if a little scary. I need the other Sweet to come with me :(

Also... I have about 43664309 things to do before I go there to mention a few, finding a place to live...and..weeellllll that's all I can think of now but I think that's big enough.

Pretty pointless post but I just liked these photos... P.S isn't it strange how whenever you see the United Kingdom flag you always think of London straight away juuuuuuust because the Queen lives there an' all. Hasn't she got like forty houses anyway..?

OOO LA LA..

Ohhh Olsen you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind

Hey Olsen, Heyyy Olsen...

ON THE UPSIDE..

I do however, have these BEAUties.... Oh Topshaz you do please me from time to time..

SOMEONE PLEASE FIND ME THESE SHOES

Daaaaamn these shoes are fii-iiii-ne. I WILL find out the brand of these shoes and purchase them.

Meh.

ALRIGHT FITTY.

So .. I know George Lamb is obvi a new fave for probably 99% of the women in...well, everywhere. However, WE REALLY do love him. Not only does he hold your bags...looking a little too happy might I add, but he DJ's and his littttle grey hairs are lu'hu'va'ly. 

I vote apart from the fact I should be his girlfriend, Alexa Chungy would be a gooden from him too deffo. Shame they're mates...shhhhhhtt secretly happy inside.